The Daily Candy Lexicon

The DailyCandy Lexicon: Words That Don't Exist but Should

Ever wonder where we find the witty words we write? We make 'em up! (Well, some of them.) The DailyCandy Lexicon: Words That Don't Exist but Should is a compilation of these soon-to-be-discovered words. Written by a crack team of secret agents (fine, us), the Lexicon is accompanied by a behind-the-keyboards look at the DailyCandy staff — and our wacky escapades.

Condamn: n. When your toilet gets clogged because you tried to flush a condom.

Whor D'Oeuvre: n. A girl who puts out before dinner.

White Russian Roulette: n. The final drink that sends you home with whomever you're talking to at the time.

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The DailyCandy Lexicon

DailyCandy A to Z

Fat day? Passive aggressive family members? Debt the size of a small nation's annual GNP? You're in need of some answers.

DailyCandy A to Z has plenty of deep thoughts and frivolous tips on how to make peace with your vices, pinch pennies (or splurge shamelessly), and do unto others (or do your ex-boyfriend).

You'll laugh. (Hopefully.) You'll cry. (Okay, probably not.) But your life will definitely be sweeter because of it.

Kin: Families can make us nutty, but pretending they don't exist isn't an option. (Not a healthy one, anyway.) So in this chapter, we'll delve into the world of how to handle sibling rivalry, survive family reunions, and finally understand what the hell your mother is talking about.

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