Golf lessons, schmolf lessons. Dad’s sole desire for this Father’s Day is to spend it with his precious progeny. Kick things off with a debauch brunch at Lolita Cocina & Tequila Bar, replete with spicy chorizo Benedicts and rum-infused milk shakes (Mom’ll never know). Then sway around the corner to Goorin Bros. to pick out a summertime topper for his perpetually sunburned noggin. Counteract his Dial-and-deodorant skin regimen with Chuan Body + Soul’s A Man’s World exfoliating treatment, which ends with an ice-cold brew poolside. While you wait, call in a burger and crab roll picnic order to Beacon Hill Bistro for a Public Garden repast. Once you’ve digested, hop on borrowed wheels from Urban AdvenTours’s new Boston Common rental kiosk. Reboot with dogs, oysters, and a bucket of ’Gansetts at the Post 390 Backyard BBQ, then make Pop prove his billiards mettle at new man cave Scholars. End the adventure at Trina’s Starlite Lounge, where bartending kingpin Ben Sandroff will concoct an off-menu craft cocktail fit for a newly pampered patriarch. The day’ll fit him to a tee. Photo: Dan Watkins Still on the hunt for the perfect present? We’ve found twenty rad gifts for Dad.