You? You’re all class.

Like, you never belch in public unless absolutely necessary. And you bathe twice a week — at least! And you’d never hang those chrome silhouettes of naked ladies on your eighteen-wheeler.

But mud flaps featuring silhouettes of men, well, that’s right up your alley. Which is why you’ll be instantly drawn to the Trucker Boy, a new line of car accessories and clothes that puts a hilarious spin on the famous female-objectifying iconography that’s riled many a Thelma and Louise. The design features a trucker-hat-bedecked good ol’ boy in the traditional provocative pose and can be had on T-shirts, undies, hats, aprons, travel mugs, and, of course, mud flaps. The latter are available in two sizes, so even those who drive regular sedans can get in on the action.

They’ll look great next to your “My other car is a Camaro” bumper sticker.

Available online at thetruckerboy.com.