You. Are. So. Cool.

24-Hour Party People cool. Avant-garde-Afghan-top-wearing cool. Boom-box-over-your-shoulder-rockin’-out-on-the-stoop cool.

Okay, fine, you’re not that cool. But neither are those clunky, heavy, scoliosis-inducing ghetto blasters of yesteryear. You want to hear your tunes out loud and headphones-free — but you need to look good, too.

Maybe this will help. It’s Tivoli’s Portable Audio Laboratory — a radio, stereo, and speaker system packed into a six-inch-high, three-inch-wide weather-resistant, rubberized case. It’s slick, it’s modern, and it’ll give you clear and unrestrained sound for hours at a time — without weighing you down.

Of course, it hooks up to your iPod. Sure, you can get it in neat colors like pearl, yellow, and fire-engine red. Take it anywhere you want to hear music without a headset: in the shower, at the beach, on the stoop.

You’ll look pretty darn cool — without having to try so damn hard.

Available online at mossonline.com.