Boston - December 28, 2004

Best of 2004: Land of Enhancement

Breast Enhancing Bras

As is our custom here at DailyCandy, the week between Christmas and New Year’s will be dedicated to the greatest hits of 2004. Since DailyCandy Boston is a little too new for greatest hits, we’re sharing some of the best of DailyCandy Everywhere.

Hey, don’t even think about calling us slackers. We’re wooooorking here. Have a great holiday, and thank you for being such smart, opinionated, and excellent readers.

Theory/Challenge: The low-cut bra, which comes with strategically placed pockets and inserts, looks natural and can be worn under anything. Can it really take a girl comfortably throughout an entire day?

Observations:
8:30 a.m. Wake up, shower, put on bra. Cleavage makes everything look great. Settle on black tank.

9:45 a.m. Deli guy offers coffee on the house.

10:15 a.m. Hail cab. Two women walk by and shoot dirty looks. Off-duty cab pulls over.

10:30 a.m. Office. Tech guy approaches immediately to fix computer.

1:00 p.m. Lunch with work buddy who asks what’s up with sudden water retention. Show her bra.

3:00 p.m. Four girls at office e-mail and ask where to get bra.

7:00 p.m. Drinks with new cutie. He suggests dinner.

9:00 p.m. Home. Remove bra. [DETAILS CENSORED]

Conclusion: Who needs implants? So comfy. So natural-looking.

Just be prepared to take it off.

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