January 27, 2005

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Closet Smarts Wardrobe Revamping

He: ” I love you.”
She: “I love you, too.”

He: “But I need more room in the closet.”
She: (silence)

He: “Do you think you could do away with a few pairs of your shoes?”
She: “I’m sorry. This relationship is not working.”

Gentleman, hate to break it to you, but when push comes to shove, Christian Louboutin has it all over you. A wiser approach would be to endow your sugarplum with a visit from Closet Smarts wardrobe revamping service.

Self-dubbed Wardrobe Fairy Emily Neill started the company to solve such seminal riddles as: “How do you match shoes with an outfit?” and “Which jacket length looks good with skirts?” She’ll rifle through your closet, weed out what works and what doesn’t, and coordinate what’s left. All for the noble cause of making Boston a little more chic.

Who knows where else her fairy dust might rub off?

He: “Let’s go shopping.”
She: “Sure. For what?”
He: “A ring.”
She: “Oh, okay. And some shoes, too?”

Closet Smarts (617-797-4079 or closetsmarts.com).