Online - February 11, 2005

Up, Holster

You Need a Beer Holster

So it’s like 1:30 a.m.

And, as usual, your late-night rounds at the corner watering hole have your hands full — what with all the hand shaking, knee slapping, high-fiving, and guest-DJing. In fact, the last time you saw your beer was about five minutes before your friendly neighborhood barfly claimed it as his own.

Know what you need? A beer holster.

Okay. So need is a strong word. But it wouldn’t be unwelcome in the jungle that is your nonstop nightlife. The excellent-looking accessory straps easily to your middle, providing the perfect little home for your MGD or cocktail and leaving your hands mercifully free for that crowd-pleasing pantomime, impromptu barroom brawl, or boozy men’s-room grope session. Plus, in siren-red or black hand-tooled and -dyed leather, it makes an irrefutable fashion statement.

Before long, your cohorts will want to get in on the action and you’ll be competing for the title of Quick-Draw McBrewski.

As if your nights weren’t exciting enough.

Available online at famousgallery.com.