Boston - June 02, 2005

A Moveable Feast

Choice Catering & Events

Scene one: Phone rings. Girl picks up phone.

Girl: Hello?

Fade up music: theme from Jaws. Duh dah. Duh dah. Duh dah.

Girl: An Austin Powers-themed dinner party? Here?

Music: Duh dah. Duh dah.

Girl: Tomorrow night? For twelve?

Music: Duh dah.

Fear not, young hostess. The rescue squadrons at Choice Catering & Events are on the way. Give them 48 hours, and they’ll whip up gems like Maine lobster pancakes and gremolata-encrusted veal chops for a dinner, brunch, or lunch. Even on such short notice, they can provide all linens, china, silver, flowers, and liquor. Plus, did we mention the themes? Caribbean, English pub, and, yes, Austin Powers are among the many options.

Which brings us to our final scene.

Cut to: Ecstatic guest (Austin) approaches girl.

Guest: I am a sexy beast.

Girl: Oh, behave.

Choice Catering & Events (617-638-9700).