There once was a good man from Maine.
Dick Hull was his God-given name.
He reported and wrote
For publications of note,
But limericks brought him great fame.

Yes, limericks! That was his calling.
He’s written them since he was crawling.
His five-line-long rhymes
Are a hit at all times
And can leave readers laughing or bawling.

Good news: He can write one for you,
For a toast or a roast for your crew.
He’ll whip up an invite
So pithy and light
Or a favor for parties — who knew?

So hire Hull for your next big pronouncement
And you’ll hear nary a jab or denouncement:
“You’re a star; you’re a wit;
You’ve got charm like Brad Pitt.”
And that’s hardly a common announcement.

To order a limerick, go to limerickwriter.com.