In the movie version of your life, Weezer plays whenever you cross the street, Steve Martin writes all your dialogue, and Natalie Portman does your voice-over.
As for your accessories, well, those are by Jamah — the company that’s been making top-quality leather bags, belts, and such for Hollywood casts and crews (Ocean’s 12, Thank You for Smoking, V for Vendetta) for six years and counting.
And at long last, they’ve finally gone retail. So you, too, can snatch up boxy numbers like The Grammercy, trimmed with leather laces and a chestnut glaze; and The Jenna, a structured cross between a doctor’s bag and a clutch, finished in eye-catching python.
Many come with detachable or long straps, which can be worn over the shoulder and messenger style. So you can make each into whatever you like best.
It is, after all, your movie.
Available online at jamah.com.