Online - August 14, 2006

Oh, No, He Didn’t

Vincon Appliance Covers

Ouch.

A six-burner range for your birthday? That hurts.

He’s so gonna pay for it.

While he scrambles to mend the gaping wound in your relationship, apply a Band Aid of sorts: a magnetic appliance cover from Vincon will heal your heart in no time.

All you have to do is measure the size of your machine (washer, dryer, fridge), choose a cheery pattern (apples, oranges, strawberries, macaroni letters), cut to fit, peel off the backing, and slap that bandage on.

No promises that these covers will relieve the hurt completely; but they will take away the sting.

While you wait on a gift, er kiss, to make it all better.

Available online at vincon.com.