Boston - March 06, 2007

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Moore Massage

Drug Treatment: Moore Massage

Uses: Relieves tight joints, sore muscles, and pains in the neck and butt.

Warnings: Avoid if you prefer the fluff-and-buff procedure of meditative spas. Massage therapist Michael Moore works into every crevice of pain to coax relief out of places you didn’t know needed it.

Do Not Use: If you enjoy the hip, shoulder, and neck flexibility of Gumby. This service is meant for those who suffer from acute to severe cases of everydayism.

Active Ingredients: Thirty to 90 minutes of orthopedic massage in which Moore releases trigger points, stretches stiff spots, and kneads through mounds of knots and tension.

Side Effects: May cause mild soreness, utter relaxation, and, in lucky cases, nirvana.

Directions: Book an appointment in Moore’s Back Bay office. Discounts available on packages. For severe cases, schedule a house call.

Moore Massage, 441 Stuart Street, 4th floor, Back Bay (800-495-1850 or mooremassage.com).