January 21, 2008

No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

The Subtle Butt

You disdain makeup, shun razors, and turn your nose at potent perfumes.

Agreed: You are a natural woman.

But what if all that organic fiber you’ve been eating causes you to pass a little gas? You might want to rely on some artificial intelligence, like the Subtle Butt. Just place the tiny adhesive square inside your underwear or pants at the estimated point of contact and let one go.

The smell first hits a soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment before moving into a second layer of neutralizing carbon. All of which means no more offensive odors.

When you’re done, just peel it off, throw it away, and marvel at your miraculous new discovery.

Just don’t go around tooting your own horn.

Available online at garmentguard.com.