April 1, 2008

Do Your Bidding

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You’re not one to say no. From organizing every wedding-baby-housewarming-shower to chairing the fund-raising committee, you’re a regular Do-It-All Dolly.

Ever considered taking a break?

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Your handsome fairy will do everything from taking Mr. TomTom to the park to squirting the toothpaste onto your brush (careful, though, he’s forbidden from touching the face). He’ll whip up a gourmet meal (or three), summarize the day’s starlet gossip, or simply make your bed: It’s all included in the fee.

For $50 per 24 hours, the manly butler is literally on speed dial; for $75, he’ll serve you and a friend.

How could you possibly say no?

Available online at yourveryownmanservant.com.