Take a Picture, It’ll Last Longer

You don’t have your own clothing line, haven’t been caught on the gossip pages, and aren’t featured on YouTube with an exposed body part (well, not all of you, anyway).

But that doesn’t mean you aren’t a hot-to-trot celebutante.

Now you can really feel like one with Your Paparazzi for Hire. Like the name promises, you’ll get your own group of bulb-flashing inquisitors staked at an entrance somewhere awaiting your arrival.

Depending on your event (dinner in the South End, yet another charity gala), you can pick and choose your package. The simplest gets you limo service plus four photogs who’ll dart questions at you while you make an entrance. The most extravagant arms you with a faux publicist, bodyguard, two extra shooters, and two hours of fun. You can even add on hair styling and makeup for a small fee.

Pedestrians will gawk, but we promise your photos will remain private.

Unless you’d prefer them not to be, of course.

Your Paparazzi for Hire (617-872-9719 or yourpaparazziforhire.com).