Gazing into her crystal ball, Madame Carroll lifts her scarf-covered head in a dramatic sweep.
Madame Carroll: The future is unclear.
Debbie: What could it be?
Madame Carroll: Your skin is a wreck, woman. Only a Crystalline facial from skin guru Brad Duncan can save you. He uses enzyme-based products by Epicuren, such as a gemstone mask made from microionized crystals set in bentonite clay. The full facial involves a lengthy cleanse, plumping mask, and hand and foot massage. Your skin will tighten with an intense but energizing sensation while the mask sets. It will revitalize that wretched future face I see.
Debbie: All that with crystals? Sounds terrifying. Can he do something about my love life?
Madame: All will be revealed.
Available by appointment only at Brad Duncan Skin Care (323-273-5650 or bradduncanskincare.com).