July 25, 2008

Eat This

Ses Carny’s Fire-Eating Lessons

You’re normally one to invite excitable male strangers into your home (especially if they promise to get undressed).

So you’ll be up for a visit from Ses Carny, a.k.a. The American Madman.

Sideshow performer Carny blows audiences away with his fire-breathing skills; now he’s bringing the lessons to you.

(Warning: What you’re about to read should be taken seriously — this is fire, people.) Book a one-on-one lesson (lasts one to four hours) at your house. Carny will go over safety rules and the basics of setting stuff ablaze before moving onto passing torches, breathing and eating fire, and igniting parts of the body.

This isn’t for knuckleheads or the weak-kneed (you’ll have to sign a waiver and must be at least 18), so be prepared to get serious.

Then you can really heat things up.

Ses Carny (sescarny@gmail.com).