The hassles of your last moving day are as widely discussed as those suffered during the breakup of ’04. In both instances, men resembling gorillas played a prominent role.

Gearing up for another big move? Get a little help from Metrosexual Movers. Chief mover and owner Joe LaRoche is a graphic designer and stand-up comic, so he knows not only how to move a divan with a smile but what it should sit next to.

And there are no gorillas here: The team packs with sensitivity and puts plenty of thought into where it all ends up. So it might actually be a pleasure to have another man in the house.

If only for a few hours.

Metrosexual Movers (781-316-8344 or metrosexualmovers.com).