Two drags of the wacky baccy and you cook up a sammie with peanut butter, Cheese Whiz, and stale bread.

What are you, half-baked?

The Munchie Fairy will aid your snacking under the influence. Founded by two CT cousins who wanted to step noshing up a notch, the one-stop shop stocks everything from cheesy nachos and smoothies to freshly baked cookies and guitar strings (yes! You’re in pluck!).

A delivery service is available for those who can’t leave the couch. Torn between beef teriyaki sticks, Chex Mix, candy, or juice? Have it all with the Sweet & Sour combo. Or, if you’re feeling lean and mean, order The Mindful Muncher, a medley of Pirate’s Booty, Naked juice, and Skinny Cow ice cream.

Dope.

The Munchie Fairy, 10 Tremont Street, Brighton (617-202-3811 or munchiefairy.com).