Boston - July 20, 2009

Give 'Em the Stink Eye

Garment Valet Laundry and Dry-Cleaning Service

Charlie Brown: Hey, um, Pig Pen? It’s happening again.

Pig Pen: What?! I got that prescription deodorant you suggested.

CB: No, no. That’s working great. It’s those stink waves wafting from your clothes.

PP: But I never have enough quarters to do all of my laundry. After all, I’m only 6.

CB: Just get an account with Garment Valet. It was started by a local Northeastern grad. All you do is sign up online, specify how you want your clothes laundered or dry-cleaned, and print out your order form. Everything is picked up and dropped off 24 hours later.

PP: But I’m never home.

CB: Give them a key to your house or entrance to your building, then just leave your clothes right by the door. They take care of everything (sorting, patching holes, tailoring), even recycle those nasty wire hangers. I’m telling you, dude, it’s your only hope.

PP: Alright, alright, enough from the Peanuts gallery.

Available online at garmentvalet.com.