Your karaoke version of “I’m Coming Out” would make Diana Ross clap with pride.
Too bad your attempts to rock her wild mane would make her puke.
Oh, well. Give your frizz a disco nap with Twilight Salon’s new Brazilian Blowout, a quicker, milder version of keratin treatments past.
Forgoing formaldehyde (about time), the process leaves strands smooth and shiny— but not lifelessly straight. First, three washes using a detoxifying shampoo leave locks squeaky clean. Then they’re coated in half-inch sections with a chocolate-smelling solution before getting the once-over with a flat iron, moisturizing mask, and final blow dry.
Everything takes about two hours and, unlike similar treatments, you can shower right away. But the big news: For up to twelve weeks, your hair will be no fuss, no muss.
You’ll want the world to know.
Available at Twilight Hair Salon, 849 Beacon Street (617-859-4940 or twilighthair.com).