Online - January 29, 2010

Put a Sock on It

Chair Personality Socks

Overheard in your dining room …

Floor: Hey new chair, you’re looking mighty sturdy.

Chair: You’re quite polished yourself. Should we do something about it? (Wink.) 

Floor: Not unless you use protection, mister!

Chair: I wouldn’t even think about touching you without my new Personality Socks. They fit snugly around my legs, and they’re thick — so I won’t make a mark on you that could last forever. 

Floor: Phew. And I see they come in stripes, tube, or argyle designs.

Chair: For your pleasure.

Available online at charlesandmarie.com.

Photo: Courtesy of Chris & Ruby