While the cutie from the bar is still asleep in your bedroom (time to hit the road, bub), you’re writing a condolence card to your neighbor as you field three texts a minute from that annoying girl at work who wants to hang out.

Social conundrums proving unnavigable? Need a refresher in gracious living?

Who doesn’t? So why not enlist up to ten equally befuddled pals for an etiquette course at Mannersmith?

In the two-hour session, you’ll tackle real-life dilemmas that go way beyond which fork to use first (the one on the outside), like how to tell your boss she has broccoli in her teeth and how to get off the phone when your mom just won’t shut up.

Instructors have years of experience, and the sessions are totally interactive. Do bring your toughest tangles.

After all, you’d hate to miss a manner.

Mannersmith Etiquette Consulting (978-744-7780 or mannersmith.com).