Your dreams of becoming a new mom did not include multiple strollers, bouncers, and bibs to outfit an infant army.

So how do you ask shower guests for cash without seeming like a jerk?

Deposit a Gift takes care of it. The website helps you create a personalized cash registry, so you can politely ask guests to pony up for things you really want. Pass on the onesies in favor of funds toward the ultimate babymoon, a regular babysitter, or college tuition.

The process is simple: Sign up for a free account, then create a customized page with event details and contact info. Next, build your registry to show folks how you’ll spend their thoughtful contributions. Think of it like a bank — and cash out when you’re ready for that preschool deposit.

Available online at depositagift.com.

LISTEN
Joe’s Backyard Band
What: Rootsy Americana tunes for rockers of all ages.
Why: Folksy originals, plus The Beatles and Bob Marley classics.
When: Sat., 10:30 a.m.
Where: The Regent Theatre, 7 Medford St., Arlington (781-646-4849).

ATTEND
Cooking with Kids
What: Rosa’s Food Shop owner Rosa Galeno teaches pint-size chefs (ages 5 and up) to create healthy, delicious desserts.
Why: Pastry pixies should take a trifle dish or glass bowl.
When: Thurs., 4-5 p.m.
Where: The Children’s Museum in Easton, 9 Sullivan Ave., North Easton. Registration (required) at 508-230-3789.

WATCH
Peter Rabbit
What: Visiting puppeteer troupe Tuckers’ Tales reenacts Beatrix Potter’s hare-raising adventures.
Why: Hop to it.
When: Wed. & Thurs., 10:30 a.m.; Sat. & Sun., 1 & 3 p.m.
Where: Puppet Showplace Theater, 32 Station St., Brookline. Tickets at 617-731-6400 or online at puppetshowplace.org.

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