They call you the human Weedwacker.
They being your dead plants.
Keep the illusion of growth alive with a custom silk arrangement from Jolanda Arts. The Netherlands-bred designer specializes in creating pieces you couldn’t kill if you tried.
Call or email her with a description of your space or a photo of a vase you want to fill, and she’ll build you a bespoke design. Take heed: These are not craft-store fake-outs — the flowers look and feel like the real deal.
Arts incorporates natural elements into every piece, wrapping aforementioned roses with thick raffia (pictured); layering phalaenopsis orchids, kiwi vine, and birch; snuggling hydrangeas in aspidistra leaves.
A new subscription service gets you a bunch of blooms per month, and she works with all budgets.
If you kill her with kindness.
Jolanda Arts Floral Design (260-436-1039 or artsfloraldesign.com).
Photos: Courtesy of Jolanda Arts