Online - June 15, 2004

Soap Springs Eternal

Cheeky Chimp Paper Soap

Germ phobias are so five years ago. If you really want to keep up with the times, develop an irrational fear of computer viruses. Or carbs.

We can’t all change our OCD habits to suit the season. So, what’s a true dirt fearer to do?

Get some Cheeky Chimp Paper Soap. Cuter than a purse-sized Purell, the nifty wisps dissolve into a fragrant, thoroughly cleansing lather when you wet your hands (think Altoids strips), allowing you to avoid questionable bathroom products in classic neurotic style. Best of all, the pink Japanese-designed packaging is so cute you’ll look swell pulling them out in any hygienically questionable locale.

After all, just because your phobia isn’t fashionable doesn’t mean you can’t be.

Available online at wishingfish.com.