The invitations match the tablecloths, which coordinate with the flowers, which harmonize with your dress, which looks exactly like the three-tier wedding cake.

Not exactly the look you had in mind.

Step out of the tulle nightmare that is the bridal industry — and into a couture gown from Chicago’s beloved milliner Linda Campisano. Campisano’s wedding gowns are works of art. Applying the same attention to detail that made Princess Di and Senator Clinton devout fans of her hats, each custom creation is crafted with the daintiest of embellishments (e.g. delicately hand-sewn Swarovski crystals) to set it apart from the Cinderella ball gowns gone awry.

Even her process is seamless. Five personal consultations include creative brainstorming (to capture every detail you’ve imagined), swatch selection (organza, velvet, and everything in between), a formal sketch (for keeps), and a series of fittings (to guarantee a flawless fit). She’ll even design veils, headpieces, and wrist gloves to complete your look. Think of it as the icing on the cake.

Which now, thankfully, no one will mistake you for.

Linda Campisano, 520 North Michigan Avenue, Level 3, between Grand Avenue and Illinois Street (312-222-1773).