What can you have on demand, lasts as long as you want, and always leaves you satisfied?

If you answered “sex,” stop reading now. You obviously have no need for chocolate.

The rest of you: Make a date with Chicago Chocolate Company’s new cafe. There you’ll find confections perfect for every type — toffee squares for old-fashioned folk, amaretto meltaways for romantics, wild cherry truffles for the unruly, and chocolate-covered everything, including blueberries (a specialty), for those who like surprises.

Cozy up at a wrought-iron table with a mug of hot cocoa or cool down with a scoop of ice cream. Treats are made with CCC’s own chocolate, which flows liberally from three (count ’em — three) fountains.

It’s enough to make all those sexually satisfied people downright envious.

Well, okay. Not really.

Chicago Chocolate Cafe, 847 West Randolph Street, between Green and Peoria Streets (312-738-0888 or chicagochocolate.com).