Abbott: So, have I told you about Him?

Costello: Who?

Abbott: Him.

Costello: Yes, I heard you. But who is he?

Abbott: It’s not he. It’s Him.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: I just told you!

Costello: No, all you said is that it’s Him.

Abbott: Exactamundo. Him’s got everything for guys, from jeans (Serfontaine, Rock & Republic) and tees (Ed Hardy, Blue Marlin) to button-downs (English Laundry, 7 Diamonds) and accessories (Rapt in Maille). And they create their own limited-edition shirts. Done buying? Sip a complimentary beer or have a go at the foosball table while you-know-who goes shopping up the street.

Costello: Wait. Who’s going up the street?

Abbott: She is.

Costello: With whom?

Abbott: Well, not with him, now that he’s got a place of his own.

Him, 1653 North Damen Avenue, between Wabansia and North Avenues (773-235-3360).