Throw your hands in the air and wave ’em like you just don’t cay-ah.
EAT
Turn Back the Clock Tasting Menu
What: Five courses for just $45.
Why: A deal too good to keep on the DL.
When: Thru July. Tues.-Sat., 5-11 p.m.; select Suns. & Mons.
Where: Zealous, 419 W. Superior St., b/t Hudson Ave. & Sedgwick St. (312-475-9112).
$1 Ice Cream Cones
What: Scoops fund Fairygodmother Foundation.
Why: Guilt-free gorging. Uh-huh.
When: Fri., 2-4 p.m.
Where: Atwood Cafe, 1 W. Washington St., at State St. (312-368-1900).
DO
Yappy Hour
What: Berry barkaritas and free doggie dental care.
Why: Canines with sparkly canines. Yeah, dawg.
When: Sat., 4-7 p.m.
Where: Sit, 2316 W. Leland Ave., at Lincoln Ave. (773-784-2741).
The Victor Hotel Opening
What: Turn-of-the-century freezer building is now Jerry Kleiner’s latest super-mod lounge.
Why: Party people in the house.
When: Fri., 5 p.m.-2 a.m. (Tues.-Fri., 5 p.m.-2 a.m. & Sat., 5 p.m.-3 a.m. thereafter).
Where: 311 N. Sangamon St., at Fulton St. (312-733-6900).
BUY
Joann Lysiak Sample Sale
What: Gemstone earrings, necklaces, and bracelets up to 75 percent off.
Why: BLING!
When: Sat., 11:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.
Where: Joann Lysiak Designs, 4001 N. Ravenswood Ave., suite 403A, at Irving Park Rd. (773-296-4848).