Here comes the Guide, all dressed in white.

EAT
Cupcake Flight
What: Honey-lavender, orange blossom, and chocolate-chili  cakes.
Why: A proposal too sweet to decline.
When: Fri.-Sun., 5-11 p.m.
Where: HB, A Hearty Boys Spot, 3404 N. Halsted St., at Roscoe St. (773-661-0299).

BUY
Hip Chick Productions Sample Sale
What: Looks from Cool Change, Je Lee, and Porridge at least 50 percent off.
Why: No R.S.V.P. needed. Crashers welcome.
When: Sat., 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: eSpace, 1205 N. Milwaukee Ave., at Division St. (773-252-6994).

Catfight, Anyone?
What: Designer wedding gowns for $249 to $499 fly off the racks.
Why: You saw it first. Really. No, really.
When: Fri., 8 a.m.
Where: Filene’s Basement, 1 N. State St., at Madison St. (312-553-1055).

GO
Gen Art’s Chicago Styles ’05
What: Design competition winners roll out their new collections.
Why: We now pronounce you fashionable.
When: Thurs., 8 p.m.
Where: Hard Drive, 151 E. Wacker Dr., b/t Columbus Dr. & Michigan Ave. (312-229-1701).

SEE
That’s Weird, Grandma
What: Comedy group riffs on stories written by Chicago public school students.
Why: Funnier than Aunt Flo on the dance floor.
When: Thurs.-Sat., 7:30 p.m.; Sun., 6:30 p.m.
Where: Theater on the Lake, at Fullerton Ave. & Lake Shore Dr. (312-742-7994).