Ye of thin eyelashes. Why do you doubt?

Could it be the many unfulfilled promises of mascara that have caused you to lose faith? Or is it the black stains running down your face, caused by the heat and humidity, that have driven you to this despair?

Fear not. It’s time to call for backup — Hollywood Lash Eyelash Extensions. The semipermanent extensions are attached one at a time to your God-given lashes. And, unlike traditional falsies, they weigh virtually nothing, so your eyelids will never get that droopy tired look, and your natural lashes won’t break under their weight.

However, like all things in life, you must exercise care (by using water-based mascara and keeping eye rubbing to a minimum). With a little love and attention, they should last a couple of months.

Giving you plenty of time to become a believer.

Available at The B Spot, 1471 North Milwaukee Avenue, between Honore Street and Evergreen Avenue (866-275-9166 or brows-chicago.com).