Online - November 21, 2005

Sweet Nothings

LetterLover

Love letter, draft 1:
Your lips are like roses; your eyes, stars. You taste like cheese, the kind you put on nachos. I want to devour you.

Draft 2:
I love you like sunshine, draft beer, and breasts. Big breasts.

Draft 3:
I feel so close to you. You remind me of my mother. Can we have sex soon?

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