Juliet: “Did you hear the latest about Brangelina?”
Romeo: “Don’t get all star-crossed on me now.”

DO
Dinner and …
What: A three-course meal followed by a horse-drawn carriage ride.
Why: One night. Many splendors. Now that’s love.
When: Wed. & Thurs., 5:30-10 p.m. Thru Mar. 31. Reserve 24 hours in advance.
Where: North Pond, 2610 N. Cannon Dr., b/t Diversey & Fullerton Pkwys. (773-477-5845).

Cupid’s Couple Package
What: One-hour massages and facials á deux.
Why: Make your own happy ending.
When: Sun. & Mon., 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Thurs., 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Thru Feb.
Where: Spa Soak, 1733 N. Milwaukee Ave., at Wabansia Ave. (773-395-9000).

HEAR
Shelley Short
What: Silver-voiced singer/songwriter is the next Mazzy Star.
Why: Give Barry White a rest.
When: Sat., 10 p.m.
Where: The Empty Bottle, 1035 N. Western Ave., at Cortez St. (866-468-3401).

SEE
Hurlyburly
What: David Rabe’s dark comedy about Hollywood.
Why: Whisper sweet nothings during intermission.
When: Thurs. & Fri., 7:30 p.m.; Sat., 2 & 7:30 p.m.
Where: The Gift Theatre, 4802 N. Milwaukee Ave., at Lawrence Ave. (773-283-7071). (Mention DailyCandy and get $10 tix.)

EAT
Sour Cherry Blisscakes
What: Super-fluffy pancakes that make you pucker.
Why: Go in for the kiss.
When: Sun., 8 a.m.-3 p.m. (Restaurant also open Tues.-Fri., 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sat., 8 a.m.-3 p.m.)
Where: M. Henry, 5707 N. Clark St., at Hollywood Ave. (773-561-1600).