Smooth Operator

All is right in the world. You, buttercup, are happy and flawless. Except for that unwanted fuzz on your legs.

You’ve tried everything. Time-consuming, nick-risky daily shaves. Emergency prebeach bikini waxes. Pungent depilatory creams for your ’stache (ahem, upper lip). Are you destined to fight stubble forever?

Silly rabbit, why aren’t you lasering? It’s the smartest way to get as close to hair-free as you’ll ever be.

And there’s never been a better time or a better place to do it, because proven laser hair removal and skin rejuvenation treatments come with a satisfaction guarantee at American Laser Centers. Yes, a satisfaction guarantee.

Close your eyes and imagine never having to shave again. Now wake up, because it gets even better: American Laser Centers is offering DailyCandy readers the chance to win $1,500 worth of laser hair removal. Yes, $1,500. (If you’re purchasing regular packages, they offer an excellent interest-free payment plan.) What’s better than that? Just for signing up, you’ll win $300 toward the purchase of a package. So, even if you don’t win, you win!

American Laser Centers offers physician-certified treatments, including laser hair removal and skin rejuvenation, and the new VelaSmooth cellulite reduction therapy (hello, baby-smooth skin). All treatments are performed according to protocols with direct support from an onsite board of medical directors.

And the effect? Well, those accustomed to extensive defuzzing regimes may find they have a lot of free time on their hands.

Safe, smooth, and satisfaction guaranteed. You’re a handful of laser sessions away from all being right with the world again. Well, at least with your legs, underarms, and bikini line.