This little piggy went to the spa. This one got a pedi. This little piggy was massaged; this one had a paraffin wrap.

And this little piggy was like, “What the ?&%*! You guys get pampered and I get nothing?!”

Cool it, Porky. At Spa Soak, no one ever gets treated like swine.

Head over for the Chocolate Meltaway Pedicure. Ease into your chair, surrounded by soothing oceanic tiles, then sit back and unwind with a cup of piping hot cocoa.

First, you’ll be prepped: Nails are clipped and filed; soles are pumiced. Next, dead skin is whisked away with a chocolate exfoliant, and a chocolate paraffin soak makes for extra-soft skin and healthy joints. A quick polish and voila — all done.

Don’t have a sweet tooth (or foot)? Choose from a long list of spa services — facials, massages, and body treatments — that will have you saying …

Wee, wee, wee, all the way home.

Available at Spa Soak, 1733 North Milwaukee Avenue, at Wabansia Avenue (773-395-9000 or spasoakchicago.com).