August 8, 2007

You’re Getting Warmer

Global Warming Lexicon

Finally, August. Finally, summer. Which reminds us, it feels hot around here. Cool off with DailyCandy’s global warming lexicon.

Al-le-Gorey
n. One who represents the abstract idea of global warming and everything that goes with it.

carbon dioxride
n. What greenhouse asses (see below) took you on while lying about the effects of global warming.

fossil fools
n. People who don’t realize the negative impact of their Hummers and other outrageous, environmentally stifling equipment. (That dude in the gas-guzzler is a total fossil fool.)

greenhouse asses
n. Those who insist that the environment is really a-okay.

no storm
n. The condition of expecting a snow storm and waiting for it, waiting for it … nope.

polar ice chaps
n. The S&M look of the future. To be worn when the polar ice caps melt. (Oh, baby, you’re so hot in those ice chaps.)

skirt the issue
v. To take advantage of high temps by wearing minis.

snow funny
adv. How your friend looks when she visits without checking weather.com first.

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