First he gave you a drawer. Next he adopted you a puppy. And then, in the ultimate act of love, he gave you his e-mail password. (Gave. Left lying around. Same diff.)

Which gave you the right to investigate.

Now all you want to give him for Valentine’s Day is a piece of your mind. Get over it with Das Caramelini, a sweet and salty caramel combo from Das Foods.

If he was a nut job, try the dark chocolate and toasted walnut. Did he hate purple? Sample the classic lavender honey. They also have lemon and orange flavors in case you’re feeling a bit tart.

The caramels are made with Das Foods’s own fleur de sel and feature locally produced cream, honey, and butter. And no preservatives or artificial ingredients means you’re free to indulge.

Good thing he also gave you his credit card number.

Available at Southport Grocery and Cafe, 3552 North Southport Avenue, between Addison and Eddy Streets (773-665-0100); Goddess & Grocer, 1646 North Damen Avenue, at Wabansia Avenue (773-342-3200); online at dasfoods.com.