Chicago - February 19, 2007

Wild Card

Bittersweet Collection from Paper Stories

Hand-written cards are usually reserved for worthy recipients. While the a-holes of the world are relegated to a life without proper correspondence.

Until now, that is. Douchebags of the world rejoice! The Chicago-based Paper Stories has got your back. Their Bittersweet line of cards is perfect for everyone, from the simply irritating to the downright frustrating.

Did your neighbor forget to feed Kitty while you were gone? Send her a lovely “Suck it” note card. Did your ex waste four months of your life that you’ll never get back? Tell ’em “Thanks for nothing” (and seal it with a kiss).

The sentiments are letterpressed on super-soft, 100-percent-cotton paper and intricately decorated with wrought iron metal-inspired designs. So the recipient will be wooed by its beauty (“Ooh, what a pretty card!”) then stunned by its message (“Awwww, snap!”).

There’s also a five pack full of cheeky zingers for every occasion.

So the next time someone’s a wee bit snide, you’ll have the perfect card up your sleeve.

Available online at paperstories.com.