You rubbed elbows with Johnnie and ended up a Walker (of shame). After hanging with Jim, your friends nicked the keys to your Beamer. And you were practically arrested after that incident with Jack Daniels.

Take a seat next to sobriety at the Butterfly Social Club, a new juice joint from the owner of Funky Buddha Lounge, opening tomorrow.

Made of sand, clay, and straw (no trees were harmed in the making of this shop), it’s got a bar shaped like a butterfly wing, a solar-powered sound system, and leafy plants sprouting from the walls.

The best part of all is the custom-made recumbent bike in the front window that generates Butterfly’s power. (And when ridden, it harnesses the wheels’ kinetic energy for electricity.)

Amp up for your (optional) ride with a slew of organic elixirs like Alaskan wildflower extracts, Chinese herbal formulas, and enzyme-packed honey that you’ll suck down faster than you can say “biodegradable straw.”

See? It’s pretty easy being green. And it sure beats blacking out.

Butterfly Social Club, 722 West Grand Avenue, at Halsted Street (312-666-1695 or butterflysocialclub.com).