Our idea of a perfect day involves sleeping late, watching Matt and Meredith flirt, reading a waist-high pile of magazines, and flipping flapjacks. Naked.

If clothing were optional, we’d choose skins over shirts any day.

But for now, we’ll take a cue from Humanoid, a Netherlands-based design collaboration that’s making its way westward with a barely-there, easy-to-wear spring/summer collection.

Airy tunics, skirts, and breezy shorts made of bean (really!) and bamboo use draping and loose belting for a comfortable, cool feel. The Owen Dress will be perfect for the sweaty days ahead of us — it hangs over the torso and hugs the thighs ever so slightly.

You’ll feel like you’re wearing nothing — without offending the masses.

After all, you can’t bare to be rude.

Available at Hejfina, 1529 North Milwaukee Avenue, between North and Evergreen Avenues (773-772-0002 or hejfina.com). To see styles, go to humanoid.nl.