April 20, 2007

Doggy Style

Green Dog Inc.

Dear DailyCandy, 

You humans have been howling nonstop about Earth Day. Global warming, carbon emissions, blah, blah, blah. Well, you’re not the only ones in the know. We dogs have got today’s (poop) scoop.

Green Dog Inc. is a place where we can go to play, board, learn tricks and behavior, and get cared for while our owners are at work. The joint is earth friendly from top to bottom.

Check it: Because we lose control sometimes (don’t hate), Green Dog is stocked with nontoxic cleaning products. We get aromatherapy during nap time, and they serve only the tastiest, most natural food available. The floors are made of recycled rubber, so we remain unscathed when cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

Even our poop bags are biodegradable. Take that, Al Gore.

On this Earth Day, paws for a moment to reflect on how you treat your pet. 

Love, The Dawgs

P.S. Sorry for bitchin’.

Green Dog Inc., 2231 West Chicago Avenue, between Leavitt Street and Oakley Boulevard (773-772-4877 or greendoginc.com).