May 21, 2007

The Great Escape

Escape 2 Fitness

Choose Your Adventure

You’re at the gym, in line for the water fountain (anything to keep you from exercise). The weight cage is unoccupied. Do you enter it?

If YES (confront your greatest fear: veiny chests), turn to page 2.
If NO (reclaim flab for the masses), turn to page 4.

Page 4: Your triceps flap in the breeze of the treadmill runner next to you. Will you do anything about it?

If YES, turn to page 6. If NO, page 7.

Page 6: You want to get in shape. Just not at the gym. You remember hearing about highly trained Escape 2 Fitness professionals who come to your park, office, or couch to motivate you and make you sweat. Do you give them a call?

If YES (start stretching), turn to page 12.  
If NO (wrong answer), turn to page 12.

Page 12: Good news! Personal training, Pilates, nutrition, and massage therapy brought to your doorstep. Buy a package and work out with friends for extra motivation.

The choice is easy.

Stop weighting around.

Escape 2 Fitness (312-222-1414 or escape2fitness.com). Mention this email to get $20 off individual sessions or $75 off a package.