June 6, 2007

Excuses, Excuses

Sound Alibi Key Ring

Listen in on a convo without Sound Alibi Key Ring sound effects:

Chick: Hello?
Dude: Hey! Remember me? The guy who badgered you for your number at the bar.
Silence.
Dude: Can I persuade you to meet up for Indian food tonight?
Chick: Mmm, I’m busy.
Dude: Tomorrow?
Chick: I have a thing.
Dude: Next weekend?
Chick: Neighbor’s baby’s godmother’s tutor is in town. I’m kind of tied down. Forever.
Dude: Man, I blew it. Was it the comb-over? The shaved legs? The puke? Come on, it barely hit your shoe — and we cleaned it right away.
Dial tone.

Convo with the SAKR:

Chick: Hello?
Dude: Hey! Remember me? That guy who badgered you …
Sound Alibi Key Ring: Car Crash
Chick: Oh, heavens! There’s been a horrible accident. I have to go help! Good-bye! Dial tone.

A crying baby, ringing doorbell, whooping siren, and more — all activated (at your convenience) by a button on your key chain.

One touch and you’re off the hook.

Available online at bimbambanana.com.