Chicago - June 22, 2007

Nutorious N.U.T.

Nutorious Nuts

Hilton’s jailbait. Spears is bald. Rehab is Lohan’s home away from home.

Seems like everyone’s got the loonies lately.

If you prefer nuts without a bad rap, check out Nutorious Nut Confections, buttery combos of walnuts, almonds, pecans, and extras.

With flavors like Ooo La La Original, Door County Cherry Vanilla, Cranberry Orange, Chocolate Coconutty (our favorite), and Cha Cha Chipotle to choose from, you’ll chew for ages over which to sample first.

Candied in Green Bay, the mixes can spice up a salad, add a sugar rush to your morning flapjacks, or be scarfed straight from the package (no one’s watching). Serve the sweet-and-savories as snacks or after-dinner munchies at your next get together.

Nutorious nuts also happen to be healthier than prison food and are in no way illegal — despite being highly addictive.

And that’s the story, in a nutshell.

Available online at nutoriousnuts.com.