June 27, 2007

Sacred Grounds

The Coffee Psychic

You’ve got your morning caffeine ritual down to a science: three creams, two Splendas, and one esophagus-burning chug.

You can practically do it in your zzzzz …

Add some para to the normal routine with a reading from Jorianne the Coffee Psychic. By distinguishing faces, numbers, and body parts from the shapes of cream, bubbles, and steam in a cup of joe, Jorianne can see into your future (and give insight into the present).

Think it sounds like hooey? Okay, but conjuring coffee images dates back to the ancient practice of reading tea leaves.

Available for consultations in person or over the phone (she can even be booked for parties), Jorianne will predict everything from marriages and career moves to the state of your health.

When the session is finished, you get a recorded tape for posterity.

Then off you go. Back to the daily grind.

The Coffee Psychic (708-478-8792 or coffeepsychic.com).