September is Illinois Wine Month (yippeee!). Please imbibe safely.
SEE
Dr. Amazing, Your Country Needs You
What: Annoyance Productions presents a rip-roaring comedy with werewolves, aliens, and, of course, space Nazis.
Why: Fulfill your fantasies.
When: Thurs., 8 p.m.
Where: Annoyance Theatre, 4830 N. Broadway St., b/t Ainslie St. & Lawrence Ave. Tickets at 773-561-4665.
Portals and Tableau
What: Mars Gallery showcases photographer Charles Shotwell’s Chicago cityscapes and still lifes.
Why: It’s picture perfect.
When: Artist reception, Fri., 5-9 p.m. & Sun., 4-6 p.m. Thurs., noon-7 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., noon-6 p.m.
Where: 1139 W. Fulton Market St., at May St. (312-226-7808).
COWER
In Shame: Chicago Is a Tubby Town
What: You heard us. Get that potato off the couch.
Why: Look great for ’08.
When: Before the fat police come after you.
Where: In a gym, on the lake, in your office. Anywhere but on your butt.
SHOP
EnCore Sneaker Boutique
What: New shop sells limited-edition sneaks like brown crocodile Air Force Ones with 14-karat gold tipped laces.
Why: Get your kicks.
When: Mon-Thurs., 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: 3941 N. Sheridan Rd., at Dakin St. (773-477-4007).
Uncle Fun’s Annual Garage Sale
What: Kooky store sells everything from creepy dolls to wacky books.
Why: Keep it in the family.
When: Sat., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. & Sun., 9 a.m.-3 p.m.
Where: 1338 W. Belmont, b/t Southport & Lakewood Aves., in the alley behind the store (773-477-8223).
GET OUTTA TOWN
Absolutely Fabulous Weekend
What: The Abbey Resort and Fontana Spa host a weekend of wellness activities — yoga, Pilates, and heart-healthy meals — overlooking Lake Geneva.
Why: Here’s to your health.
When: Sept. 14-16. Reserve now at 800-772-1000.
Where: 269 Fontana Blvd., Wisconsin.