December 26, 2007

The Write Stuff

A DailyCandy Reader Letter

All kinds of people read DailyCandy. Men and women (Web-savvy boys and girls). Like us, they have different backgrounds, interests, and needs. Judge? We’d never. We’ll leave that to you guys.

To: DailyCandy
From: Dick (last name has been withheld)
Subject: Junk Mail

I recently purchased a penis pouch from you through eBay. I would like to ask you to make some more for me but with a slight modification. I’d like the opening to be a bit larger, and I want a strap to tie it on instead of or in addition to the elastic. I find that they are a bit hard to put on as they are. I would like one in white, one in sheer white, and one in a print fabric. I paid $1.75 for the pouch I got on eBay, plus shipping and handling. Since I am asking for multiple pouches, would you give me a break on the shipping?

Please advise.

We wish we could, Dick. Really.

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