Most things that come monthly (bills, periods, phone calls from the ex) aren’t events you look forward to. Chin up, buttercup. If you’re a panty-lovin’ dame like the rest of us, it’s time to join the Panty of the Month Club. The scoop: Birdies Panties is a tiny lingerie and swim shop in Kansas City, Missouri. So itty bitty, in fact, that rather than stock the store so full that they can’t walk around, they ship the stock to you. The classy, trustworthy owners choose pieces that are comfy and sexy, leaning toward natural materials, soft nylons, and peek-a-boo lace. Expect brands like Solojones, Huit, Mary Green, and Clo Studio. Online you’ll find swimwear from Vitamin A Swim and Rosa Chá, as well as locally made pasties. Anyone can be a part of the club. No need to get your panties in a bunch. Available online at birdiespanties.com.