Banks give most people killer headaches (long lines, annoying tellers, gross lollipops).

So what if we told you about a bank that rids you of your problems altogether?

Virginia Montgomery’s personal massage studio is set in a converted bank safe, so not only is it quiet, you couldn’t escape if you tried (we kid). Montgomery’s latest specialties are cranial massage and tension relief. Using a technique called unwinding, the masseuse follows your head where it wants to go, subtly directing muscles for deep, healing relaxation.

If your noggin is headache free, Montgomery will customize a body massage for your specific needs. She can do anything from deep tissue to hot stones to herbal treatments.

Montgomery will travel to your house, but we’re pretty sure you’d have a better experience at hers.

In fact, we’d bank on it.

Virginia Montgomery Massage (773-279-8513 or virginiamontgomery.com).